The Crazy People Excerpt

She was still muttering, rummaging through the remainders of her last hallucination when I hollered "BINGO!" to the crowd of 25 or so, and she stopped to admonish me for being so brash. "Some people here take this game very seriously you know" she whispered, chuckling as she looked nervously about the room. "Whoops, my mistake" I told the number caller while I flushed to the bone. I'd made the mistake intentionally, but there was no reason not to add some dramatic color to my ruse. "You're right mom" I admitted; "Let's let the crazy people win. It'll make them feel better." She laughed and looked me square in the eye. "BINGO" she shouted, and then leaned toward me to whisper "yes let's". With a wink and a smile she collected her prize and settled in for a night of heavy competition, aware that her skeleton had been sprung from its heavily guarded closet at last. I despise bingo. I loved my mother. It was a fair trade. The term "The art of compromise" is a fallacy. It's a science.
This page appears in honor of my mother, and all the many things she was.

The Oft’ Price Of Bliss

….wherein I read aloud a small verse, not in a boringly ordinary Anglo accent but in a tongue dubbed “Englishish”,  combining all 37 dialects (plus 2 vulgar variants) spoken by the citizens of the entire United Kingdom, as collected and mashed together by amateur linguist, dairy farmer and part time thespian Ole Svannssong for his character Nestor the Nutbagger in the Lake of the Woodsside Community Theatre Company’s adaptation of the Shakespearean homage “Hamlet’s Pants are Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down…”, now playing at said theater in beautiful Moosegut Falls Minnesota until the Ides of March.

Push Me; You Know You Want To

 

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